Good pick up line: Nice shirt, I love that band.
Better pick up line: Nice shirt, I'm in that band.
" The best part about me is I am not you. "

Do not call me perfect,

a lie is never a compliment.

Call me an erratic

damaged and

insecure mess.

Then tell me that you

love me for it.



whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

(via yourteenagewasteland)



Hey everyone! So i recently reached my goal which i was really happy about so i thought i’d do a small giveaway!
I bought an extra copy of everything so i could give away so they are all brand new.

What to do:

  • Must be following me(i will be checking,sorry)
  • Reblog this as many times as…




My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

(via sleeping--insomniac)

Anonymous:  Du lebst ja noch :D

ja, noch. ich dachte ich hab einen Herzstillstand