Good pick up line: Nice shirt, I love that band.
Better pick up line: Nice shirt, I'm in that band.
" The best part about me is I am not you. "
"

Do not call me perfect,

a lie is never a compliment.

Call me an erratic

damaged and

insecure mess.

Then tell me that you

love me for it.

"

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

(via yourteenagewasteland)

Giveaway!

cliffordbbyx:

Hey everyone! So i recently reached my goal which i was really happy about so i thought i’d do a small giveaway!
I bought an extra copy of everything so i could give away so they are all brand new.

What to do:

  • Must be following me(i will be checking,sorry)
  • Reblog this as many times as…

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

(via sleeping--insomniac)

Anonymous:  Du lebst ja noch :D

ja, noch. ich dachte ich hab einen Herzstillstand