" When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god. "
baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

(via zwischendenworten)

EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE IS EITHER REALLY PRETTY, REALLY FUNNY OR SUPER TALENTED

AND I AM NEITHER OF THE ABOVE HAhA

(Source: omgcal, via razors-andblades)

friend: you have great music taste!
me: thnks fr th cmplmnt

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

(Source: mermeme, via s--a--d--n--e--s--s)

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

(Source: via-slimshady, via xwhocaresbabyx)